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<blockquote data-quote="wildsawmill" data-source="post: 945771" data-attributes="member: 14540"><p>Sheriff's Deputy Job Application A man is applying to be a deputy for a Sheriff's Department in West Texas, and is being interviewed by a sergeant, who says, "Your qualifications look good, but we require that you pass an 'attitude suitability' test before you can be accepted".</p><p></p><p>Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of cartridges across the desk, the sergeant says, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six methamphetamine dealers, six Muslim extremists, six illegal aliens and a jackrabbit".</p><p></p><p>"A jackrabbit?" asks the applicant. "Why do you want me to shoot a jackrabbit?"</p><p></p><p>The sergeant smiles and says, "Congratulations! Go downstairs and get fitted for your uniform; your attitude is just fine</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="wildsawmill, post: 945771, member: 14540"] Sheriff's Deputy Job Application A man is applying to be a deputy for a Sheriff's Department in West Texas, and is being interviewed by a sergeant, who says, "Your qualifications look good, but we require that you pass an 'attitude suitability' test before you can be accepted". Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of cartridges across the desk, the sergeant says, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six methamphetamine dealers, six Muslim extremists, six illegal aliens and a jackrabbit". "A jackrabbit?" asks the applicant. "Why do you want me to shoot a jackrabbit?" The sergeant smiles and says, "Congratulations! Go downstairs and get fitted for your uniform; your attitude is just fine [/QUOTE]
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