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<blockquote data-quote="slick4591" data-source="post: 909249" data-attributes="member: 16503"><p><em>Posted for someone a little bashful.</em></p><p></p><p>What's your profession?</p><p></p><p>A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.</p><p></p><p>The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions. He gets her name, address, tax file number, etc. and then asks "What's your occupation?".</p><p></p><p>"I'm a prostitute," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Perhaps we should try to rephrase that."</p><p></p><p>The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl". "No, that still won't work. Try again."</p><p></p><p>They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."</p><p></p><p>The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"</p><p></p><p>"Well, I raised 650 cocks last year."</p><p></p><p>"Chicken Farmer it is."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="slick4591, post: 909249, member: 16503"] [i]Posted for someone a little bashful.[/i] What's your profession? A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions. He gets her name, address, tax file number, etc. and then asks "What's your occupation?". "I'm a prostitute," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Perhaps we should try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl". "No, that still won't work. Try again." They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?" "Well, I raised 650 cocks last year." "Chicken Farmer it is." [/QUOTE]
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