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<blockquote data-quote="Nesikep" data-source="post: 908861" data-attributes="member: 9096"><p>A guy is out at a bar, when he meets a beautiful woman, who is a teacher, one thing leads to another and he ends up at her house, in bed... After, he quickly asks her if she has any chalk, and asks her to smudge up his shirt and pants with it.</p><p></p><p>The man then returns to his angry wife, who demands an explanation why he is getting home at 3 AM, and he says "You see, I was at the bar when I met a wonderful teacher, one thing led to another and then we made passionate love most of the night"</p><p>The wife says "YOU LIAR, YOU WERE OUT PLAYING DARTS ALL NIGHT"</p><p></p><p></p><p>I just thought of this one since I was just out playing darts with the league</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Nesikep, post: 908861, member: 9096"] A guy is out at a bar, when he meets a beautiful woman, who is a teacher, one thing leads to another and he ends up at her house, in bed... After, he quickly asks her if she has any chalk, and asks her to smudge up his shirt and pants with it. The man then returns to his angry wife, who demands an explanation why he is getting home at 3 AM, and he says "You see, I was at the bar when I met a wonderful teacher, one thing led to another and then we made passionate love most of the night" The wife says "YOU LIAR, YOU WERE OUT PLAYING DARTS ALL NIGHT" I just thought of this one since I was just out playing darts with the league [/QUOTE]
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