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<blockquote data-quote="3waycross" data-source="post: 905488" data-attributes="member: 6713"><p><strong>For Chrisy since she likes EYEtalian jokes..... ;-) :lol2: </strong></p><p>The Amazing Italian</p><p>A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing. A sign read: "Don't Miss The Amazing Italian."</p><p> </p><p>The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, under the Big Top, in the center ring, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to the table was an old Italian. Suddenly, the old man dropped his pants, whipped out his rather large member and smashed all three with three mighty swings. The crowd erupted in applause and the elderly Italian was carried off on their shoulders.</p><p> </p><p>Fifteen years later the salesman visited the same little town, found the same circus and saw the same faded sign that read, "Don't Miss The Amazing Italian." Naturally he couldn't believe the old guy was still alive much less still doing his act! He bought a ticket. Again, the center ring was illuminated. This time, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were displayed on the table. The Italian stood before them as usual; dropped his pants, and deftly smashed the three coconuts -- The crowd went wild!</p><p> </p><p>Flabbergasted the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show. "You're incredible!" he told the Italian, "But I have to know something. I saw your act 15 years ago and you were using walnuts. Why the switch from walnuts to coconuts?"</p><p> </p><p>"Well, said the Italian, my eyes aren't what they used to be."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="3waycross, post: 905488, member: 6713"] [b]For Chrisy since she likes EYEtalian jokes..... ;-) :lol2: [/b] The Amazing Italian A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing. A sign read: "Don't Miss The Amazing Italian." The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, under the Big Top, in the center ring, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to the table was an old Italian. Suddenly, the old man dropped his pants, whipped out his rather large member and smashed all three with three mighty swings. The crowd erupted in applause and the elderly Italian was carried off on their shoulders. Fifteen years later the salesman visited the same little town, found the same circus and saw the same faded sign that read, "Don't Miss The Amazing Italian." Naturally he couldn't believe the old guy was still alive much less still doing his act! He bought a ticket. Again, the center ring was illuminated. This time, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were displayed on the table. The Italian stood before them as usual; dropped his pants, and deftly smashed the three coconuts -- The crowd went wild! Flabbergasted the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show. "You're incredible!" he told the Italian, "But I have to know something. I saw your act 15 years ago and you were using walnuts. Why the switch from walnuts to coconuts?" "Well, said the Italian, my eyes aren't what they used to be." [/QUOTE]
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