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<blockquote data-quote="cross_7" data-source="post: 902791" data-attributes="member: 8382"><p>An old Prospector, living way out in the middle of no where, is surprised, when there's a knock at his door, late one night. When he opens the door, there stands a big, burrly Mountain Man.</p><p> "Howdy neighbor" the Mountain Man says.</p><p> "Neighbor, I didn't realize I had any neighbors" the old prospector replies.</p><p> "Oh yeah, I just live over that Mountain, 3 or 4 miles, and thought I'd come by, and invite you to a Party I'm having next Saturday night, around 6:00" grins the Mountain Man.</p><p> " A PARTY! Why that's mighty neighborly of you. Of course I'll be there" says the old Prospector.</p><p> "Great" says the Mountain Man, "but I should probably warn you, there's going to be a lot of drinking"</p><p> "That's OK, I haven't had a bottle in a year, I could sure use a stiff drink" says the old man.</p><p> "And, I should tell you, there is going to be a lot of fighting and crying" replies the Mountain Man.</p><p> "Well, don't you worry about me" says the old Man.</p><p> "And, there's going to be a lot of sex involved" explains the Mountain Man.</p><p> "OH BOY!" grins the old Man. "I don't know about you, but it's been a long time for me. What should I wear?</p><p> "Oh, that ain't important" grins the Mountain Man. "It's just going to be You, and Me"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="cross_7, post: 902791, member: 8382"] An old Prospector, living way out in the middle of no where, is surprised, when there's a knock at his door, late one night. When he opens the door, there stands a big, burrly Mountain Man. "Howdy neighbor" the Mountain Man says. "Neighbor, I didn't realize I had any neighbors" the old prospector replies. "Oh yeah, I just live over that Mountain, 3 or 4 miles, and thought I'd come by, and invite you to a Party I'm having next Saturday night, around 6:00" grins the Mountain Man. " A PARTY! Why that's mighty neighborly of you. Of course I'll be there" says the old Prospector. "Great" says the Mountain Man, "but I should probably warn you, there's going to be a lot of drinking" "That's OK, I haven't had a bottle in a year, I could sure use a stiff drink" says the old man. "And, I should tell you, there is going to be a lot of fighting and crying" replies the Mountain Man. "Well, don't you worry about me" says the old Man. "And, there's going to be a lot of sex involved" explains the Mountain Man. "OH BOY!" grins the old Man. "I don't know about you, but it's been a long time for me. What should I wear? "Oh, that ain't important" grins the Mountain Man. "It's just going to be You, and Me" [/QUOTE]
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