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<blockquote data-quote="cross_7" data-source="post: 902789" data-attributes="member: 8382"><p>Guy comes home from work and sees a Gorilla on the roof of his house. He looks in the Yellow Pages and sure enough 'gorilla removal' is right there. He calls the number and within half an hour the guy shows up in a white cube van. He asses' the situation and "yup, theres a gorilla on your roof, let me unload my stuff and i'll have him down in no time". The guy watches him unload a latter, a net, a pitbull and a shotgun. He asks the man what all the stuff is for and the man tells him.</p><p> "Well, I use the ladder to climb up on the roof. I'll wrestle the gorilla and throw him off the roof, this pitbull is trained to grab the gorilla by the groin and not let go until I've thrown the net on him and got him in the back of the truck." The guy looks at all the 'gear' and does a checklist, then he asks "well, whats the shotgun for then?" The man hands it to him and answers "If I get up there and that gorilla throws me off the roof you shoot that pitbull"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="cross_7, post: 902789, member: 8382"] Guy comes home from work and sees a Gorilla on the roof of his house. He looks in the Yellow Pages and sure enough 'gorilla removal' is right there. He calls the number and within half an hour the guy shows up in a white cube van. He asses' the situation and "yup, theres a gorilla on your roof, let me unload my stuff and i'll have him down in no time". The guy watches him unload a latter, a net, a pitbull and a shotgun. He asks the man what all the stuff is for and the man tells him. "Well, I use the ladder to climb up on the roof. I'll wrestle the gorilla and throw him off the roof, this pitbull is trained to grab the gorilla by the groin and not let go until I've thrown the net on him and got him in the back of the truck." The guy looks at all the 'gear' and does a checklist, then he asks "well, whats the shotgun for then?" The man hands it to him and answers "If I get up there and that gorilla throws me off the roof you shoot that pitbull" [/QUOTE]
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