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<blockquote data-quote="Angus Cowman" data-source="post: 902761" data-attributes="member: 8829"><p>Isom went to Alaska Bear hunting and sure enough shoots him a black bear he is so excited </p><p> when he feels this tap on his shoulder and it is a brown bear and he says Isom that was my cousin you shot and I am going to give you 2 choices </p><p>I am either gonna eat you or we are going to have bear sex </p><p> well Isom thinks bear sex must be better than dieing so he chooses that </p><p> well in a few seconds you hear flesh tearing,Isom screaming and theres blood everywhere </p><p>3 weeks later ol Isom wakes up in the hospital and swears he is gonna kill that bear</p><p> </p><p>so he goes bear hunting again and finds and shoots that brown bear at which time he feels a tap on his shoulder and it is a big ol Grizzly bear and he says Isom you just shot my cousin and I am gonna give ya 2 choices bear sex or I am gonna eat you </p><p> Isom think well I lived thru it once and it surely has to be better than dieing and says the sex it is a few seconds later there is horrific screams,bllod flying and flesh tearing </p><p> this time he wakes up in the hospital 6 weeks later and swears he is gonna kill that bear </p><p>so when he gets out he goes back looking for the Grizz and finds him and shoots him when all of a sudden he feels this tap on his shoulder again and it is a big ol Polar bear </p><p>and he says to Isom</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>YOU DON"T COME UP HERE FOR THE HUNTING DO YA :tiphat:</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Angus Cowman, post: 902761, member: 8829"] Isom went to Alaska Bear hunting and sure enough shoots him a black bear he is so excited when he feels this tap on his shoulder and it is a brown bear and he says Isom that was my cousin you shot and I am going to give you 2 choices I am either gonna eat you or we are going to have bear sex well Isom thinks bear sex must be better than dieing so he chooses that well in a few seconds you hear flesh tearing,Isom screaming and theres blood everywhere 3 weeks later ol Isom wakes up in the hospital and swears he is gonna kill that bear so he goes bear hunting again and finds and shoots that brown bear at which time he feels a tap on his shoulder and it is a big ol Grizzly bear and he says Isom you just shot my cousin and I am gonna give ya 2 choices bear sex or I am gonna eat you Isom think well I lived thru it once and it surely has to be better than dieing and says the sex it is a few seconds later there is horrific screams,bllod flying and flesh tearing this time he wakes up in the hospital 6 weeks later and swears he is gonna kill that bear so when he gets out he goes back looking for the Grizz and finds him and shoots him when all of a sudden he feels this tap on his shoulder again and it is a big ol Polar bear and he says to Isom YOU DON"T COME UP HERE FOR THE HUNTING DO YA :tiphat: [/QUOTE]
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