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<blockquote data-quote="cow pollinater" data-source="post: 902752" data-attributes="member: 14661"><p>I know a ninety-four year old man. He has to be escorted whenever he goes anywhere both because he'll get into trouble and because he has a hard time remembering where he is.</p><p>We walked into a conveniance store to get the old man a can of copenhagen. He bought his can and then told the pretty girl behind the counter, "I got sumthin' in my pocket that's six inches long that a girl like you would just go crazy to get her hands on and I'll give it to you if you want it..." He waited until he could see the shock all over her face before he pulled a doller bill out and gave it to her.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="cow pollinater, post: 902752, member: 14661"] I know a ninety-four year old man. He has to be escorted whenever he goes anywhere both because he'll get into trouble and because he has a hard time remembering where he is. We walked into a conveniance store to get the old man a can of copenhagen. He bought his can and then told the pretty girl behind the counter, "I got sumthin' in my pocket that's six inches long that a girl like you would just go crazy to get her hands on and I'll give it to you if you want it..." He waited until he could see the shock all over her face before he pulled a doller bill out and gave it to her. [/QUOTE]
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