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<blockquote data-quote="TexasBred" data-source="post: 902518" data-attributes="member: 6897"><p>CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>REMOVING HER CLOTHES: </p><p>With her consent.................................12 Calories </p><p>Without her consent...........................2,187 Calories </p><p> </p><p>OPENING HER BRA: </p><p>With both hands.................................. 8 Calories </p><p>With one hand....................................12 Calories </p><p>With your teeth.................................485 Calories </p><p> </p><p>PUTTING ON A CONDOM: </p><p>With an erection..................................6 Calories </p><p>Without an erection...........................3,315 Calories </p><p> </p><p>POSITIONS: </p><p>Missionary...................................12 Calories </p><p>69 lying down...............................78 Calories </p><p>69 standing up..............................812 Calories </p><p>Wheelbarrow................................216 Calories </p><p>Doggy Style..................................326 Calories </p><p>Italian Chandelier..........................2,912 Calories </p><p> </p><p>ORGASMS: </p><p>Real........................................112 Calories </p><p>Fake..........................................1,315 Calories </p><p> </p><p>POST ORGASM: </p><p>Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories </p><p>Getting up immediately.........................36 Calories </p><p>Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories </p><p> </p><p>GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: </p><p>18-29 years......................................36 Calories </p><p>30-39 years......................................80 Calories </p><p>40-49 years.....................................124 Calories </p><p>50-59 years...................................1,972 Calories </p><p>60-69 years...................................7,916 Calories ***** </p><p>70 and over........................Results are still pending </p><p> </p><p>DRESSING AFTERWARDS </p><p>Calmly..........................................32 Calories </p><p>In a hurry.......................................98 Calories </p><p>With her father knocking at the door..........5,218 Calories </p><p>With her husband knocking at the door......8,775 Calories </p><p>With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories </p><p> </p><p>Results may vary.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TexasBred, post: 902518, member: 6897"] CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent.................................12 Calories Without her consent...........................2,187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands.................................. 8 Calories With one hand....................................12 Calories With your teeth.................................485 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection..................................6 Calories Without an erection...........................3,315 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary...................................12 Calories 69 lying down...............................78 Calories 69 standing up..............................812 Calories Wheelbarrow................................216 Calories Doggy Style..................................326 Calories Italian Chandelier..........................2,912 Calories ORGASMS: Real........................................112 Calories Fake..........................................1,315 Calories POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories Getting up immediately.........................36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: 18-29 years......................................36 Calories 30-39 years......................................80 Calories 40-49 years.....................................124 Calories 50-59 years...................................1,972 Calories 60-69 years...................................7,916 Calories ***** 70 and over........................Results are still pending DRESSING AFTERWARDS Calmly..........................................32 Calories In a hurry.......................................98 Calories With her father knocking at the door..........5,218 Calories With her husband knocking at the door......8,775 Calories With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories Results may vary. [/QUOTE]
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