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<blockquote data-quote="Crazy Farmgirl" data-source="post: 902413" data-attributes="member: 17302"><p>A black guy and a white guy are in the doctor's office waiting to get vasectomy's. A nurse comes in and asks the men to strip and put on their medical gowns while they wait for the doctor. A few minutes later she comes back, reaches under the black man's gown and begins to masturbate him. Shocked, he asks, "What the hell are yo...u doing? To which she replies, "We have to vacate the sperm from your system to have a clean procedure."Not wanting to cause a problem, he relaxes and enjoys it as she completes her task. The white man watches all of this and by the time the nurse turns to him, he is quite ready for his turn. To his surprise, she takes her top off, drops to her knees, opens her lips and begins to give him a blow job. The black man, surprised too, asks, "Hey, what is this? Why is it that I get a hand job and he gets a blow job?" The nurse says, "That sir, is the difference between </p><p>ObamaCare & Blue Cross /Blue Shield.!!! ; )</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Crazy Farmgirl, post: 902413, member: 17302"] A black guy and a white guy are in the doctor's office waiting to get vasectomy's. A nurse comes in and asks the men to strip and put on their medical gowns while they wait for the doctor. A few minutes later she comes back, reaches under the black man's gown and begins to masturbate him. Shocked, he asks, "What the hell are yo...u doing? To which she replies, "We have to vacate the sperm from your system to have a clean procedure."Not wanting to cause a problem, he relaxes and enjoys it as she completes her task. The white man watches all of this and by the time the nurse turns to him, he is quite ready for his turn. To his surprise, she takes her top off, drops to her knees, opens her lips and begins to give him a blow job. The black man, surprised too, asks, "Hey, what is this? Why is it that I get a hand job and he gets a blow job?" The nurse says, "That sir, is the difference between ObamaCare & Blue Cross /Blue Shield.!!! ; ) [/QUOTE]
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