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<blockquote data-quote="cow pollinater" data-source="post: 901146" data-attributes="member: 14661"><p>A husband and wife with two young kids were growing frustrated about their sex life. They decided that they needed a code word for love making so that they could talk about it in front of the kids. They settled on "do the dishes" since every night after dinner they would work together to load the dishwasher.</p><p>The following day the husband asked when they could do the dishes... Nothing happened.</p><p>The next day he mentioned that the dishes were piling up but he was waived off by a busy wife.</p><p>The day after that he begged her to help him do the dishes and was again declined.</p><p>On night number four while both kids were asleep she cuddled up next to him and asked if he was ready to do the dishes. He said "forget it,I already washed them by hand."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="cow pollinater, post: 901146, member: 14661"] A husband and wife with two young kids were growing frustrated about their sex life. They decided that they needed a code word for love making so that they could talk about it in front of the kids. They settled on "do the dishes" since every night after dinner they would work together to load the dishwasher. The following day the husband asked when they could do the dishes... Nothing happened. The next day he mentioned that the dishes were piling up but he was waived off by a busy wife. The day after that he begged her to help him do the dishes and was again declined. On night number four while both kids were asleep she cuddled up next to him and asked if he was ready to do the dishes. He said "forget it,I already washed them by hand." [/QUOTE]
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