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<blockquote data-quote="chrisy" data-source="post: 899623" data-attributes="member: 3193"><p>Bill Gates met God, and God said, "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on </p><p>this </p><p>one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or to HeII. </p><p></p><p>After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost </p><p>every home in the world, and yet you created that ghastly Windows. </p><p></p><p>I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you </p><p>decide where you want to go. </p><p></p><p>"Bill Gates said, "What's the difference between the two?" </p><p></p><p>God said, "It might help you decide if you took a peek at both place. </p><p></p><p>Shall we look at HeII first?" </p><p></p><p>Bill was amazed. He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. </p><p></p><p>There were thousands of beautiful men and women running around, playing </p><p>in </p><p>the water, laughing and frolicking about. </p><p></p><p>The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. </p><p></p><p>"This is great!" said Bill. "If this is HeII, I can't wait to see </p><p>Heaven." </p><p></p><p>God said, "Let's go!" and off they went to Heaven. </p><p></p><p>Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky, with angels </p><p>drifting </p><p>about playing harps and singing. </p><p></p><p>It was nice, but surely not as enticing as HeII. Bill thought for only a </p><p>brief moment and rendered his decision. </p><p></p><p>"God, I do believe I would prefer to go to HeII." As you wish," said </p><p>God. </p><p>Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see </p><p>how </p><p>things were going.He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amidst the </p><p>hot flames in a dark cave. He was being tortured by demons with </p><p>pitchforks. </p><p></p><p>"How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish and </p><p>despair, </p><p>"This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the </p><p>beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?" </p><p></p><p>"Oh, that," said God. "That was the screen saver."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chrisy, post: 899623, member: 3193"] Bill Gates met God, and God said, "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or to HeII. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go. "Bill Gates said, "What's the difference between the two?" God said, "It might help you decide if you took a peek at both place. Shall we look at HeII first?" Bill was amazed. He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful men and women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. "This is great!" said Bill. "If this is HeII, I can't wait to see Heaven." God said, "Let's go!" and off they went to Heaven. Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as HeII. Bill thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision. "God, I do believe I would prefer to go to HeII." As you wish," said God. Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going.He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amidst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being tortured by demons with pitchforks. "How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish and despair, "This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?" "Oh, that," said God. "That was the screen saver." [/QUOTE]
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