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<blockquote data-quote="cow pollinater" data-source="post: 899603" data-attributes="member: 14661"><p>A guy walks into the welfare office to collect his monthly check the same as he has for the last few years.</p><p>He tells the lady at the counter,"You know, I hate this. I wish someone would just give me a job so that I don't have to keep coming here..."</p><p>She smiled and said, "it's your lucky day. Some guy just pulled in and claimed to be a multi-millionaire and said he needed a new driver for his twenty year old daughter. She's a model and needs someone to drive her from shoot to shoot. She lives an active life so your job comes with an appartment right next to hers and you'll be expected to help fulfill her rather voracious sexual appetite."</p><p>By this time the guys eyes were as big as saucers and his jaw was on the counter. "you're $hittin' me" he stammered...</p><p>She replied "Well yeah... but you started it!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="cow pollinater, post: 899603, member: 14661"] A guy walks into the welfare office to collect his monthly check the same as he has for the last few years. He tells the lady at the counter,"You know, I hate this. I wish someone would just give me a job so that I don't have to keep coming here..." She smiled and said, "it's your lucky day. Some guy just pulled in and claimed to be a multi-millionaire and said he needed a new driver for his twenty year old daughter. She's a model and needs someone to drive her from shoot to shoot. She lives an active life so your job comes with an appartment right next to hers and you'll be expected to help fulfill her rather voracious sexual appetite." By this time the guys eyes were as big as saucers and his jaw was on the counter. "you're $hittin' me" he stammered... She replied "Well yeah... but you started it!" [/QUOTE]
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