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<blockquote data-quote="cow pollinater" data-source="post: 890440" data-attributes="member: 14661"><p>Two blonds decided learn how to play golf. On her first swing the first blong connected with the ball but it flew way off course and hit another golfer who imediatly hunched over, clasped both hands to his groin, and rolled onto the grass moaning in agony.</p><p>The blond was horrified and ran to him. She told him, "I'm so sorry. I'm a massage therapist though so I know that I can help you." She gently pulled his hands away from his groin and began to gently rub the area. This went on for a few minutes while her patient became more relaxed with every minute. Finally she asked if he was feeling better. He responded "yeah, I feel fantastic now... but I still think my thumbs broken."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="cow pollinater, post: 890440, member: 14661"] Two blonds decided learn how to play golf. On her first swing the first blong connected with the ball but it flew way off course and hit another golfer who imediatly hunched over, clasped both hands to his groin, and rolled onto the grass moaning in agony. The blond was horrified and ran to him. She told him, "I'm so sorry. I'm a massage therapist though so I know that I can help you." She gently pulled his hands away from his groin and began to gently rub the area. This went on for a few minutes while her patient became more relaxed with every minute. Finally she asked if he was feeling better. He responded "yeah, I feel fantastic now... but I still think my thumbs broken." [/QUOTE]
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