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<blockquote data-quote="Nesikep" data-source="post: 890099" data-attributes="member: 9096"><p>I think it's time for me to contribute one, though I don't mean to step on your toes Slick</p><p></p><p>As Adam was walking through the garden of eden, he noticed that all the other animals had mates, and noticed that he was alone, so he complained to God.</p><p>God, thinking for some time and taking pity on Adam, said "OK, Here's the deal, I'll make you a beautiful woman, she'll cook, clean, she'll never say a cross word, she'll always be supportive and won't be a burden on you whatsoever, but she'll cost an arm and a leg"</p><p>Adam thought for a while and said "What can I get for a rib?"</p><p></p><p>And the rest is history!</p><p></p><p></p><p>BTW, I'm enjoying this thread Slick</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Nesikep, post: 890099, member: 9096"] I think it's time for me to contribute one, though I don't mean to step on your toes Slick As Adam was walking through the garden of eden, he noticed that all the other animals had mates, and noticed that he was alone, so he complained to God. God, thinking for some time and taking pity on Adam, said "OK, Here's the deal, I'll make you a beautiful woman, she'll cook, clean, she'll never say a cross word, she'll always be supportive and won't be a burden on you whatsoever, but she'll cost an arm and a leg" Adam thought for a while and said "What can I get for a rib?" And the rest is history! BTW, I'm enjoying this thread Slick [/QUOTE]
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