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<blockquote data-quote="slick4591" data-source="post: 885916" data-attributes="member: 16503"><p>A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.</p><p></p><p>On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."</p><p></p><p>"What?" said the puzzled groom.</p><p></p><p>"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"</p><p></p><p>"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.</p><p></p><p>Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.</p><p></p><p>Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.</p><p></p><p>Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.</p><p></p><p>Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.</p><p></p><p>Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.</p><p></p><p>Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.</p><p></p><p>Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.</p><p></p><p>Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.</p><p></p><p>Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"</p><p></p><p>"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"</p><p></p><p>"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="slick4591, post: 885916, member: 16503"] A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" [/QUOTE]
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