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<blockquote data-quote="alisonb" data-source="post: 1549036" data-attributes="member: 13050"><p>Late one night a man is driving down the road, speeding. A cop pulls him over. The cop says to the man, "Are you aware of how fast you were going?" </p><p></p><p>The man replies, "Yes I am. I'm trying to escape a robbery I got involved in." </p><p></p><p>The cop gives him a skeptical look and says, "Were you the one being robbed?" </p><p></p><p>The man casually replies, "No, I committed the robbery." </p><p></p><p>The cop looks shocked that the man admitted this. "So you're telling me you were speeding...AND committed a robbery?" </p><p></p><p>"Yes," the man calmly says. "I have the loot in the back." </p><p></p><p>The cop begins to get angry. "Sir, I'm afraid you have to come with me."</p><p></p><p>"No!" the man yells fearfully. "I'm scared you will find the gun in my glove compartment!" The cop says, "Wait here,". </p><p></p><p>The cop calls for backup. Soon cops are flooding the area. The man is cuffed and taken towards a cop car. However, before he gets in, a cop walks up to him and says, while gesturing to the cop that pulled him over, "Sir, this officer informed us that you had committed a robbery, had stolen loot in the trunk of your car, and had a loaded gun in your glove compartment. However, we found none of these things in your car." </p><p></p><p>The man replies, "Yeah, and I bet that liar said I was speeding too!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="alisonb, post: 1549036, member: 13050"] Late one night a man is driving down the road, speeding. A cop pulls him over. The cop says to the man, "Are you aware of how fast you were going?" The man replies, "Yes I am. I'm trying to escape a robbery I got involved in." The cop gives him a skeptical look and says, "Were you the one being robbed?" The man casually replies, "No, I committed the robbery." The cop looks shocked that the man admitted this. "So you're telling me you were speeding...AND committed a robbery?" "Yes," the man calmly says. "I have the loot in the back." The cop begins to get angry. "Sir, I'm afraid you have to come with me." "No!" the man yells fearfully. "I'm scared you will find the gun in my glove compartment!" The cop says, "Wait here,". The cop calls for backup. Soon cops are flooding the area. The man is cuffed and taken towards a cop car. However, before he gets in, a cop walks up to him and says, while gesturing to the cop that pulled him over, "Sir, this officer informed us that you had committed a robbery, had stolen loot in the trunk of your car, and had a loaded gun in your glove compartment. However, we found none of these things in your car." The man replies, "Yeah, and I bet that liar said I was speeding too!" [/QUOTE]
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