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<blockquote data-quote="Chocolate Cow2" data-source="post: 1546918" data-attributes="member: 32644"><p>A guy went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The dentist proceeded to ready a syringe and needle to numb his gum. The guy screamed "NO needles. I can stand needles." So the dentist put away the syringe and needle. He said that's no problem. I'll give you some gas and reached for the nitrous oxide mask. The patient once again screamed "OH NO mask over my face. I can't stand it. It's like someone is smothering me." So the dentist left the room and returned with a Viagra and asked if the man had an issue with taking a pill. The guy assured the dentist a pill was no problem but he didn't realize Viagra was a pain reliever. The dentist said "Oh it's no pain reliever but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull your tooth."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Chocolate Cow2, post: 1546918, member: 32644"] A guy went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The dentist proceeded to ready a syringe and needle to numb his gum. The guy screamed "NO needles. I can stand needles." So the dentist put away the syringe and needle. He said that's no problem. I'll give you some gas and reached for the nitrous oxide mask. The patient once again screamed "OH NO mask over my face. I can't stand it. It's like someone is smothering me." So the dentist left the room and returned with a Viagra and asked if the man had an issue with taking a pill. The guy assured the dentist a pill was no problem but he didn't realize Viagra was a pain reliever. The dentist said "Oh it's no pain reliever but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull your tooth." [/QUOTE]
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