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<blockquote data-quote="M-5" data-source="post: 1414346" data-attributes="member: 23550"><p>little Johnny sees his daddy's car going into the woods, he is curious so he follows him. </p><p>He sees daddy and aunt Jane sharing a passionate moment. </p><p>little Johnny can barely contain himself so runs home to tell his mother . </p><p>Mommy, Mommy , I was at the play ground and daddy and .......</p><p></p><p>Mommy tells him to slow down , but she wants to hear the story. </p><p></p><p>Johnny says " I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with aunt Jane" .</p><p>I went to look and daddy was giving aunt Jane a big kiss and then he helped take off her shirt , then aunt Jane helped daddy take off his pants, then daddy ..........</p><p></p><p>mommy cut him off and said "Johnny this is an interesting story you can save the rest of it for supper" </p><p>I want to see the look on daddy's face when you tell it. </p><p></p><p>at the table mommy asked Johnny to tell his story. </p><p></p><p>I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with aunt Jane" .</p><p>I went to look and daddy was giving aunt Jane a big kiss and then he helped take off her shirt , then aunt Jane helped daddy take off his pants, then daddy and aunt Jane did the same thing Mommy and uncle Jack used to do when Daddy was in the army. </p><p></p><p>Mommy fainted !!!!!</p><p></p><p>Moral of the story: Listen to the whole story before you interrupt!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="M-5, post: 1414346, member: 23550"] little Johnny sees his daddy's car going into the woods, he is curious so he follows him. He sees daddy and aunt Jane sharing a passionate moment. little Johnny can barely contain himself so runs home to tell his mother . Mommy, Mommy , I was at the play ground and daddy and ....... Mommy tells him to slow down , but she wants to hear the story. Johnny says " I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with aunt Jane" . I went to look and daddy was giving aunt Jane a big kiss and then he helped take off her shirt , then aunt Jane helped daddy take off his pants, then daddy .......... mommy cut him off and said "Johnny this is an interesting story you can save the rest of it for supper" I want to see the look on daddy's face when you tell it. at the table mommy asked Johnny to tell his story. I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with aunt Jane" . I went to look and daddy was giving aunt Jane a big kiss and then he helped take off her shirt , then aunt Jane helped daddy take off his pants, then daddy and aunt Jane did the same thing Mommy and uncle Jack used to do when Daddy was in the army. Mommy fainted !!!!! Moral of the story: Listen to the whole story before you interrupt! [/QUOTE]
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