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<blockquote data-quote="TN Cattle Man" data-source="post: 1400673" data-attributes="member: 19746"><p>How Politics Work....</p><p></p><p>I don't think Bill Gates has a daughter, but this does explain how politics</p><p>works. </p><p></p><p>The Plot Thickens.........</p><p></p><p>I tell my son, "You'll marry the</p><p>girl I choose." </p><p>He says, "No way!"</p><p></p><p>I say, "she's Bill Gates' daughter."</p><p>He says, "Okay."</p><p></p><p>I call Bill Gates and say, "I want</p><p>your daughter to marry my son,"</p><p>Bill Gates says, "No!"</p><p></p><p>I tell Bill Gates, "my son is about</p><p>to become the C.E.O. of the World Bank."</p><p>Bill Gates says, "Okay then."</p><p></p><p>I call the president of world bank</p><p>and ask him to make my son the C.E.O.</p><p>He says, "Is this a joke?"</p><p></p><p>I say, "My son's about to become</p><p>Bill Gates' son-in-law."</p><p>He says, "It's a deal."</p><p></p><p>That's how politics works.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TN Cattle Man, post: 1400673, member: 19746"] How Politics Work.... I don't think Bill Gates has a daughter, but this does explain how politics works. The Plot Thickens......... I tell my son, "You'll marry the girl I choose." He says, "No way!" I say, "she's Bill Gates' daughter." He says, "Okay." I call Bill Gates and say, "I want your daughter to marry my son," Bill Gates says, "No!" I tell Bill Gates, "my son is about to become the C.E.O. of the World Bank." Bill Gates says, "Okay then." I call the president of world bank and ask him to make my son the C.E.O. He says, "Is this a joke?" I say, "My son's about to become Bill Gates' son-in-law." He says, "It's a deal." That's how politics works. [/QUOTE]
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