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<blockquote data-quote="TexasBred" data-source="post: 1400637" data-attributes="member: 6897"><p>I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. </p><p>The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. </p><p>My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." </p><p>The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking"is because she then would have asked, "About what?" </p><p>At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.</p><p></p><p>Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the testicles? </p><p>Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know? </p><p></p><p>Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. </p><p></p><p>Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion. </p><p></p><p>A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say,"It might be nice to have another child."</p><p>… On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."</p><p></p><p>I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TexasBred, post: 1400637, member: 6897"] I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking"is because she then would have asked, "About what?" At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions. Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the testicles? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know? Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say,"It might be nice to have another child." … On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap. [/QUOTE]
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