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<blockquote data-quote="TexasBred" data-source="post: 1398081" data-attributes="member: 6897"><p>I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.</p><p> </p><p>The woman I was speaking with said she was the only pharmacist and since she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees. She asked if she could help me.</p><p> </p><p>I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male pharmacist.</p><p> </p><p>She assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss,</p><p> </p><p>I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.</p><p> </p><p>I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, "As a shy man, this is tough for me to discuss, but here goes.</p><p> </p><p>I get erections every day that last more than four hours. This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment.</p><p> </p><p>I was wondering what you could give me for it?"</p><p> </p><p>The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."</p><p> </p><p>When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do:</p><p> </p><p> * 1/3 ownership in the store,</p><p> </p><p> * a company pickup truck,</p><p> </p><p> * a king size bed and</p><p> </p><p> * $3,000 a month in living expenses."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TexasBred, post: 1398081, member: 6897"] I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman I was speaking with said she was the only pharmacist and since she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees. She asked if she could help me. I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male pharmacist. She assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism. I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, "As a shy man, this is tough for me to discuss, but here goes. I get erections every day that last more than four hours. This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?" The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister." When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do: * 1/3 ownership in the store, * a company pickup truck, * a king size bed and * $3,000 a month in living expenses." [/QUOTE]
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