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<blockquote data-quote="TexasBred" data-source="post: 1394706" data-attributes="member: 6897"><p>The Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private OFF LIMITS area on all aircraft carriers.</p><p></p><p>Addressing all ship personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised, "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time."</p><p></p><p>He continued, " Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $100. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $200. Are there any questions?"</p><p></p><p>At this point, a Marine Gunnery Sergeant, from the security detail assigned to the ship, stood up in the crowd and inquired, "How much for a season pass?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TexasBred, post: 1394706, member: 6897"] The Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private OFF LIMITS area on all aircraft carriers. Addressing all ship personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised, "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time." He continued, " Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $100. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $200. Are there any questions?" At this point, a Marine Gunnery Sergeant, from the security detail assigned to the ship, stood up in the crowd and inquired, "How much for a season pass?" [/QUOTE]
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