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<blockquote data-quote="JMJ Farms" data-source="post: 1345911" data-attributes="member: 24583"><p>I'm gonna post these on the joke thread but they are actually all true. </p><p></p><p>1) Old man we will refer to as Uncle Pete lived in a very small town. One day he went to the county seat which was a larger town. While he was there he proceeded to turn the wrong way on a one way street and began driving down it. A local police officer pulled him over. The officer said to him "Sir you're driving the wrong way on this street" Uncle Pete responded "How you figure?" To which the officer responded "You didn't see those arrows?" Uncle Pete then replied "Arrows. Man I didn't even see the Injuns!"</p><p></p><p>2) Uncle Pete was also known to take a drink or three. One night he came home drunk and his fine Christian wife began to pray for him saying "Lord please help my poor drunk husband" to which Uncle Pete said "No, No, No Please don't tell him I'm drunk. Tell him I'm sick"</p><p></p><p>3) A friend of mine came home drunk one morning and his wife met him at the door. As he staggered up the steps she said "My oh my. Drunk again" not missing a beat and dead serious he responded "HeII me too"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="JMJ Farms, post: 1345911, member: 24583"] I'm gonna post these on the joke thread but they are actually all true. 1) Old man we will refer to as Uncle Pete lived in a very small town. One day he went to the county seat which was a larger town. While he was there he proceeded to turn the wrong way on a one way street and began driving down it. A local police officer pulled him over. The officer said to him "Sir you're driving the wrong way on this street" Uncle Pete responded "How you figure?" To which the officer responded "You didn't see those arrows?" Uncle Pete then replied "Arrows. Man I didn't even see the Injuns!" 2) Uncle Pete was also known to take a drink or three. One night he came home drunk and his fine Christian wife began to pray for him saying "Lord please help my poor drunk husband" to which Uncle Pete said "No, No, No Please don't tell him I'm drunk. Tell him I'm sick" 3) A friend of mine came home drunk one morning and his wife met him at the door. As he staggered up the steps she said "My oh my. Drunk again" not missing a beat and dead serious he responded "HeII me too" [/QUOTE]
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