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<blockquote data-quote="TexasBred" data-source="post: 1340271" data-attributes="member: 6897"><p>Today's Humor</p><p></p><p></p><p>At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" "Yes, coach", replied the little boy. " </p><p> </p><p>Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative.</p><p> </p><p>"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse the umpire, </p><p>or call him an a$$hole. Do you understand all that?" Again, the little boy nodded in the affirmative. </p><p> </p><p>The coach continued, "And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play, it's not a dumb-a$$ decision or that the coach is a shythead is it?" "No, coach." </p><p> </p><p>"Good", said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TexasBred, post: 1340271, member: 6897"] Today's Humor At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" "Yes, coach", replied the little boy. " Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse the umpire, or call him an a$$hole. Do you understand all that?" Again, the little boy nodded in the affirmative. The coach continued, "And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play, it's not a dumb-a$$ decision or that the coach is a shythead is it?" "No, coach." "Good", said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother.” [/QUOTE]
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