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<blockquote data-quote="IABeef" data-source="post: 1333850" data-attributes="member: 20085"><p>Adam said, "Lord, I don't have anyone to talk to."</p><p>God said, "Then I will give you a companion, and she will be called a 'woman'. This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision youmake. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give 'love' and compassion whenever needed. She will never question your behaviour or the company you keep. She will support you and understand that you have important decisions to makethroughout your life and don't have time for nonsense..."</p><p>Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"</p><p>God said, "An arm and a leg..."</p><p>Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="IABeef, post: 1333850, member: 20085"] Adam said, "Lord, I don't have anyone to talk to." God said, "Then I will give you a companion, and she will be called a 'woman'. This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision youmake. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give 'love' and compassion whenever needed. She will never question your behaviour or the company you keep. She will support you and understand that you have important decisions to makethroughout your life and don't have time for nonsense..." Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?" God said, "An arm and a leg..." Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?" [/QUOTE]
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