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<blockquote data-quote="TexasBred" data-source="post: 1331313" data-attributes="member: 6897"><p>A flat-chested young lady read an article in a magazine that</p><p>stated Dr. Bumbutu in Africa could enlarge your breasts</p><p>without surgery. So she decided to contact Dr. Bumbutu to see</p><p>if he could help her.</p><p> </p><p>Dr. Bumbutu advised her, 'Every day after your shower,</p><p>rub your chest and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want</p><p>bigger boobies!' She did this faithfully for several months, and</p><p>to her utter amazement she grew a terrific D-cup rack!</p><p> </p><p>One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a</p><p>panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.</p><p>Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't</p><p>recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle</p><p>aisle of the bus, closed her eyes, and said,</p><p>'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies..'</p><p> </p><p>A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked ' Are you a</p><p>patient of Dr Bumbutu's?'</p><p> </p><p>Yes I am. How did you know?'</p><p> </p><p>He winked and whispered, ' Hickory dickory dock'...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TexasBred, post: 1331313, member: 6897"] A flat-chested young lady read an article in a magazine that stated Dr. Bumbutu in Africa could enlarge your breasts without surgery. So she decided to contact Dr. Bumbutu to see if he could help her. Dr. Bumbutu advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!' She did this faithfully for several months, and to her utter amazement she grew a terrific D-cup rack! One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes, and said, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies..' A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked ' Are you a patient of Dr Bumbutu's?' Yes I am. How did you know?' He winked and whispered, ' Hickory dickory dock'... [/QUOTE]
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