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<blockquote data-quote="Clodhopper" data-source="post: 1326369" data-attributes="member: 24993"><p>If this has already been posted, sorry. It's one of my favorites.</p><p>A man goes to a horse trader to buy a horse. The trader has him in a small barnlot where the buyer looks him over. The buyer says "good looking gelding, but I believe he's blind!" The trader argues no, nothing wrong with him. This goes on for a few minutes, and the buyer finally says "No, I don't want this sack of dog food." Trader says "I'm telling you he ain't blind!" With that , he opens the gate, leads the horse out of the lot, and gives him a smack on the rear. The horse farts, takes off at a dead run and collides with a lone tree in the middle of the pasture knocked out cold. Buyer says triumphantly "see, I told you he's blind!" to which buyer replies "I'm telling you he ain't blind, he just don't give a shxx!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Clodhopper, post: 1326369, member: 24993"] If this has already been posted, sorry. It's one of my favorites. A man goes to a horse trader to buy a horse. The trader has him in a small barnlot where the buyer looks him over. The buyer says "good looking gelding, but I believe he's blind!" The trader argues no, nothing wrong with him. This goes on for a few minutes, and the buyer finally says "No, I don't want this sack of dog food." Trader says "I'm telling you he ain't blind!" With that , he opens the gate, leads the horse out of the lot, and gives him a smack on the rear. The horse farts, takes off at a dead run and collides with a lone tree in the middle of the pasture knocked out cold. Buyer says triumphantly "see, I told you he's blind!" to which buyer replies "I'm telling you he ain't blind, he just don't give a shxx!" [/QUOTE]
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