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<blockquote data-quote="greybeard" data-source="post: 1325882" data-attributes="member: 18945"><p>An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.</p><p></p><p>One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.</p><p></p><p>She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:</p><p></p><p>"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."</p><p></p><p>The husband texted back to her: </p><p></p><p>"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="greybeard, post: 1325882, member: 18945"] An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you." The husband texted back to her: “I'm on the toilet. Please advise." [/QUOTE]
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