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<blockquote data-quote="Nesikep" data-source="post: 1254631" data-attributes="member: 9096"><p>A guy texts his neighbor:</p><p></p><p>Dear Keith :</p><p> </p><p>I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.</p><p></p><p>I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around,</p><p>probably more than you. I know it's no excuse, but I don't get it at home.</p><p>I can't live with the guilt any longer.</p><p></p><p>I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again.</p><p></p><p>The neighbor, feeling outrage and betrayed, grabs his gun goes into the</p><p>bedroom and without a word shoots his wife.</p><p></p><p>Moments later the guy gets a second text:</p><p></p><p>Darn that autocorrect... That should be "wifi"... Sorry!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Nesikep, post: 1254631, member: 9096"] A guy texts his neighbor: Dear Keith : I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you. I know it’s no excuse, but I don't get it at home. I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again. The neighbor, feeling outrage and betrayed, grabs his gun goes into the bedroom and without a word shoots his wife. Moments later the guy gets a second text: Darn that autocorrect... That should be "wifi"... Sorry! [/QUOTE]
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