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<blockquote data-quote="George" data-source="post: 1093796" data-attributes="member: 1980"><p>A Man went the doctor's office to ask for a Triple Dose of Viagra. The</p><p></p><p>doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a triple dose.</p><p></p><p>'Why not?' asked the man. 'Because it's not safe,' replied the doctor.</p><p></p><p>'But I need it really bad,' said the man.</p><p></p><p>'Well, why do you need it so badly?' asked the doctor.</p><p></p><p>The man said:</p><p></p><p>'My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; My ex-wife will be here on</p><p></p><p>Saturday; My wife is coming home on Sunday.' "Can't you see? I've got to</p><p></p><p>have a triple dose." The doctor finally relented saying:</p><p></p><p>'All right, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in Monday morning</p><p></p><p>so</p><p></p><p>that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.'</p><p></p><p>On Monday afternoon the man dragged himself into the doctor's office...</p><p>his right arm</p><p></p><p>in a sling.</p><p></p><p>The doctor asked, 'Good gawd! What happened to you?' The man said, 'No</p><p></p><p>one showed up'.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="George, post: 1093796, member: 1980"] A Man went the doctor’s office to ask for a Triple Dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a triple dose. 'Why not?' asked the man. 'Because it's not safe,' replied the doctor. 'But I need it really bad,' said the man. 'Well, why do you need it so badly?' asked the doctor. The man said: 'My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; My ex-wife will be here on Saturday; My wife is coming home on Sunday.’ "Can't you see? I've got to have a triple dose.” The doctor finally relented saying: 'All right, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.’ On Monday afternoon the man dragged himself into the doctor’s office... his right arm in a sling. The doctor asked, 'Good gawd! What happened to you?' The man said, 'No one showed up'. [/QUOTE]
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