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<blockquote data-quote="George" data-source="post: 1073873" data-attributes="member: 1980"><p>Border Security</p><p></p><p>A guy traveling through the USA on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the Canadian Customs Agent at the border. </p><p></p><p>"May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent. </p><p>"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy. </p><p></p><p>"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent. </p><p></p><p>"But I can prove I'm a Canadian!" he exclaimed."I have a picture of Celine Dion tattooed on one side of my butt and ShaniaTwain on the other." </p><p>"This I got to see," replied the agent. </p><p></p><p>With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind. </p><p></p><p>"By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent."Have a safe trip back to Toronto " </p><p></p><p>Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Toronto"?</p><p>The agent replied,</p><p>"I recognized Rob Ford in the middle."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="George, post: 1073873, member: 1980"] Border Security A guy traveling through the USA on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the Canadian Customs Agent at the border. "May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent. "I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy. "Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent. "But I can prove I'm a Canadian!" he exclaimed."I have a picture of Celine Dion tattooed on one side of my butt and ShaniaTwain on the other." "This I got to see," replied the agent. With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind. "By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent."Have a safe trip back to Toronto " Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Toronto"? The agent replied, "I recognized Rob Ford in the middle." [/QUOTE]
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