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<blockquote data-quote="cow pollinater" data-source="post: 1073277" data-attributes="member: 14661"><p>A man lost his brand new hat. He was quite upset as it was a fancy one and he couldn't justify the expense of replacing it.</p><p>He decided that on Sunday morning he would go to church and sit in the back and then halfway through the sermon he would leave and steal a hat from the coat hangers on his way out. The sermon was on the Ten Commandments and he found himself staying for the full service. As the pastor was greeting people leaving the church the man shook his hand and thanked him. He explained what his plan had been and thanked the pastor again.</p><p>"I'm so glad that my sermon touched someone" the pastor said. "obviously the message about theft has changed your life".</p><p>"No" replied the man. "When you got to the part about adultry I remembered where I left my hat."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="cow pollinater, post: 1073277, member: 14661"] A man lost his brand new hat. He was quite upset as it was a fancy one and he couldn't justify the expense of replacing it. He decided that on Sunday morning he would go to church and sit in the back and then halfway through the sermon he would leave and steal a hat from the coat hangers on his way out. The sermon was on the Ten Commandments and he found himself staying for the full service. As the pastor was greeting people leaving the church the man shook his hand and thanked him. He explained what his plan had been and thanked the pastor again. "I'm so glad that my sermon touched someone" the pastor said. "obviously the message about theft has changed your life". "No" replied the man. "When you got to the part about adultry I remembered where I left my hat." [/QUOTE]
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