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<blockquote data-quote="Jogeephus" data-source="post: 1063222" data-attributes="member: 4362"><p>A very cute Catholic nun was sitting on a train opposite a Muslim man wearing a turban, who was eating shrimp.</p><p></p><p>Every time he ate one, he definitely spat the tail in her direction, requiring her to dodge or deflect it.</p><p></p><p>He finished the box of shrimp and threw it out the window. Seeing this, she'd had enough of his rudeness, lack of manners, and his total disdain of women. She got up and pulled the train's Emergency Cord.</p><p></p><p>The Muslim looked at her and said, "You'll get fined $250 for doing that, you stupid female, worthless Infidel, Catholic b!tch."</p><p></p><p>She smiled and said to him, "When I cry rape and they smell your fingers, you'll get 10 years in prison, you towel-headed camel-flecker</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jogeephus, post: 1063222, member: 4362"] A very cute Catholic nun was sitting on a train opposite a Muslim man wearing a turban, who was eating shrimp. Every time he ate one, he definitely spat the tail in her direction, requiring her to dodge or deflect it. He finished the box of shrimp and threw it out the window. Seeing this, she'd had enough of his rudeness, lack of manners, and his total disdain of women. She got up and pulled the train's Emergency Cord. The Muslim looked at her and said, "You'll get fined $250 for doing that, you stupid female, worthless Infidel, Catholic b!tch." She smiled and said to him, "When I cry rape and they smell your fingers, you'll get 10 years in prison, you towel-headed camel-flecker [/QUOTE]
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