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<blockquote data-quote="Crowderfarms" data-source="post: 156207" data-attributes="member: 1335"><p>Ladies and Gentleman. I have officially announce my canidacy to run for President of this Great Country. If Elected, I would like to tell you about a few of my campaign promises.</p><p>1. All cabinet members will appear clad in "Pointer Brand" Overalls.</p><p>2.In God We Trust and the 10 Commandments will stay in place everywhere.</p><p>3.Every Man, Woman, and Child will get DVD's of all Hee Haw episodes.</p><p>4.Larry the Cable Guy license plates will replace State tags.</p><p>5.Toyota, Mazda, Nissan,and Subaru plants will be shut down, and all management and CEO's deported to their respected countries immeadiately.</p><p>6. New Holland will be sold back to Ford tomorrow A.M.</p><p>7.Moline , Illinois will be put back on the map, as there wont be another Deere product made in India, Korea, or anywhere, but the USA.</p><p>Now for my Cabinet Appointees:</p><p>Secretary of Agriculture: Texan</p><p>Secretary of Defense: Mr. Caustic Burno</p><p>Dept. Of Transportation: Sidney 411 (because she gets away with murder hauling oversized loads of Hay Rolls down Texas Interstates)</p><p>Secretary of Commerce: Frenchy/Oldtimer</p><p>Homeland Security:LA4Angus</p><p>Secretary of Energy: Campground Cattle</p><p>Dept. of the Treasury: TCM 57 (he's bound to be broke by now)</p><p>Dept. of Corrections: Ollie</p><p>Office of Gay and Lesbian affairs: MikeC ooops! ABOLISHED.</p><p>Secretary of State: TXAG</p><p>ATF: Ryder </p><p>Press secretary: Msscamp/HatCreekFan</p><p>White House Janitorials:Aplusmnt</p><p>Dept. Of Livestock: CtlBaron</p><p>Welare Dept: Abolished</p><p>Human Sevices: Muratic</p><p>Dept. Of Immigration<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" />R Cattle</p><p>Dept. Of Leisure Services: Merle, George,David Allan Coe</p><p>Speaker of the House: CypressFarms</p><p>Sgt. of Arms: Macon Gravlee</p><p>Childrens Affairs: SC Farms</p><p>Crop Duster 1 Pilot: Presto</p><p> If I missed anyone, I'm sorry. I got to run for another interview with Blonde Univ. of TN Intern. ;-)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Crowderfarms, post: 156207, member: 1335"] Ladies and Gentleman. I have officially announce my canidacy to run for President of this Great Country. If Elected, I would like to tell you about a few of my campaign promises. 1. All cabinet members will appear clad in "Pointer Brand" Overalls. 2.In God We Trust and the 10 Commandments will stay in place everywhere. 3.Every Man, Woman, and Child will get DVD's of all Hee Haw episodes. 4.Larry the Cable Guy license plates will replace State tags. 5.Toyota, Mazda, Nissan,and Subaru plants will be shut down, and all management and CEO's deported to their respected countries immeadiately. 6. New Holland will be sold back to Ford tomorrow A.M. 7.Moline , Illinois will be put back on the map, as there wont be another Deere product made in India, Korea, or anywhere, but the USA. Now for my Cabinet Appointees: Secretary of Agriculture: Texan Secretary of Defense: Mr. Caustic Burno Dept. Of Transportation: Sidney 411 (because she gets away with murder hauling oversized loads of Hay Rolls down Texas Interstates) Secretary of Commerce: Frenchy/Oldtimer Homeland Security:LA4Angus Secretary of Energy: Campground Cattle Dept. of the Treasury: TCM 57 (he's bound to be broke by now) Dept. of Corrections: Ollie Office of Gay and Lesbian affairs: MikeC ooops! ABOLISHED. Secretary of State: TXAG ATF: Ryder Press secretary: Msscamp/HatCreekFan White House Janitorials:Aplusmnt Dept. Of Livestock: CtlBaron Welare Dept: Abolished Human Sevices: Muratic Dept. Of Immigration:DR Cattle Dept. Of Leisure Services: Merle, George,David Allan Coe Speaker of the House: CypressFarms Sgt. of Arms: Macon Gravlee Childrens Affairs: SC Farms Crop Duster 1 Pilot: Presto If I missed anyone, I'm sorry. I got to run for another interview with Blonde Univ. of TN Intern. ;-) [/QUOTE]
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