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<blockquote data-quote="D2Cat" data-source="post: 1657039" data-attributes="member: 19322"><p>Got to lighten this up a little.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I went for a walk with my new girlfriend & we saw dogs mating.</p><p></p><p>She said: "How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?"</p><p></p><p>I replied: "He can smell she is ready. That's how nature works."</p><p></p><p>We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe.</p><p></p><p>Again my girlfriend asked: "How does the ram know when the ewe is ready for sex?"</p><p></p><p>I replied: "It's nature. He can smell she is ready."</p><p></p><p>We then went past a cow-field and the bull was mating with the cow. My girlfriend said: "This is odd. They are really going at it. Surely the bull can't smell when she is ready?" I said: "Oh, yes; it's nature . All animals can smell when the female is ready for sex."</p><p></p><p>Anyway, after the walk, I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye.</p><p></p><p>She said: "Take care and get yourself checked out for Covid-19."</p><p></p><p>Surprised, "Why do you say that?" I asked her.</p><p></p><p>She replied: "You seem to have lost your sense of smell."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="D2Cat, post: 1657039, member: 19322"] Got to lighten this up a little. I went for a walk with my new girlfriend & we saw dogs mating. She said: “How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?” I replied: “He can smell she is ready. That’s how nature works.” We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe. Again my girlfriend asked: “How does the ram know when the ewe is ready for sex?” I replied: “It’s nature. He can smell she is ready.” We then went past a cow-field and the bull was mating with the cow. My girlfriend said: “This is odd. They are really going at it. Surely the bull can’t smell when she is ready?” I said: “Oh, yes; it’s nature . All animals can smell when the female is ready for sex.” Anyway, after the walk, I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye. She said: “Take care and get yourself checked out for Covid-19.” Surprised, “Why do you say that?” I asked her. She replied: “You seem to have lost your sense of smell.” [/QUOTE]
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