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<blockquote data-quote="lavacarancher" data-source="post: 790959" data-attributes="member: 9198"><p>Reminds me of the one about a feller comin' into the bar and orders a beer. Then another. And another. This goes on for several hours and he never once gets up to go take a leak. It's not long until he's drawin a crowd and folks are takin bets. At closin time the feller gets up and staggers to the front door of the bar (folks are followin him), walks out on the side walk and unzips his pants. Someone in the crowd yells, "You can't pee right here" to which the drunk replys,"I ain't. I'm gonna pee way over there"!</p><p></p><p>For me, when I was young I could thread the eye of a needle at 40 paces and knock bark off the Oak trees after a few beers. Can't do that anymore. :shock:</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="lavacarancher, post: 790959, member: 9198"] Reminds me of the one about a feller comin' into the bar and orders a beer. Then another. And another. This goes on for several hours and he never once gets up to go take a leak. It's not long until he's drawin a crowd and folks are takin bets. At closin time the feller gets up and staggers to the front door of the bar (folks are followin him), walks out on the side walk and unzips his pants. Someone in the crowd yells, "You can't pee right here" to which the drunk replys,"I ain't. I'm gonna pee way over there"! For me, when I was young I could thread the eye of a needle at 40 paces and knock bark off the Oak trees after a few beers. Can't do that anymore. :shock: [/QUOTE]
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