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<blockquote data-quote="chrisy" data-source="post: 214145" data-attributes="member: 3193"><p>If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp</p><p>>as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defence attorney during</p><p>>a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's</p><p>>credibility. . .</p><p>></p><p>>Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?"</p><p>>A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description</p><p>>of the offender, running several blocks away."</p><p>>Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?"</p><p>>A: "The officer who responded to the scene."</p><p>></p><p>>Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender.</p><p>>Do you trust your fellow officers?"</p><p>>A: "Yes, sir. With my life."</p><p>></p><p>>Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then, officer. Do you have a room</p><p>>where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"</p><p>>A: "Yes sir, we do."</p><p>></p><p>>Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"</p><p>>A: "Yes sir, I do."</p><p>></p><p>>Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"</p><p>>A: "Yes sir."</p><p>></p><p>>Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your</p><p>>life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with</p><p>>these same officers?"</p><p>>A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and</p><p>>sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."</p><p>></p><p>>The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The</p><p>>officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's "Best Comeback"</p><p>>line -- and we think he'll win.</p><p>></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chrisy, post: 214145, member: 3193"] If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp >as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defence attorney during >a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's >credibility. . . > >Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?" >A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description >of the offender, running several blocks away." >Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?" >A: "The officer who responded to the scene." > >Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. >Do you trust your fellow officers?" >A: "Yes, sir. With my life." > >Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then, officer. Do you have a room >where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?" >A: "Yes sir, we do." > >Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?" >A: "Yes sir, I do." > >Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?" >A: "Yes sir." > >Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your >life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with >these same officers?" >A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and >sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room." > >The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The >officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's "Best Comeback" >line -- and we think he'll win. > [/QUOTE]
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