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<blockquote data-quote="redneckcowgirlmn" data-source="post: 356044" data-attributes="member: 5061"><p>> A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of</p><p>> the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind</p><p>> him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"</p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>> St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on</p><p>> earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on</p><p>> your clock move."</p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>> "Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that?"</p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>> "That's Mother Teresa's", replied St. Peter. "The</p><p>> hands have never moved, indicating that she never told</p><p>> a lie."</p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>> "Incredible", said the man. "And whose clock is that</p><p>> one?"</p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>> St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.</p><p>> The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham</p><p>> told only two lies in his entire life."</p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>> "Where's Hilary's clock?" asked the man.</p><p>></p><p>></p><p>></p><p>> "Hilary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as</p><p>> a ceiling fan."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="redneckcowgirlmn, post: 356044, member: 5061"] > A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of > the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind > him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" > > > > St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on > earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on > your clock move." > > > > "Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that?" > > > > "That's Mother Teresa's", replied St. Peter. "The > hands have never moved, indicating that she never told > a lie." > > > > "Incredible", said the man. "And whose clock is that > one?" > > > > St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. > The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham > told only two lies in his entire life." > > > > "Where's Hilary's clock?" asked the man. > > > > "Hilary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as > a ceiling fan." [/QUOTE]
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