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<blockquote data-quote="jack.diamond" data-source="post: 363226" data-attributes="member: 4708"><p>A little old country lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.</p><p></p><p>Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of </p><p>minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."</p><p></p><p>"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she </p><p>proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.</p><p></p><p>"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse crap onto her hallway carpet. </p><p></p><p>"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse crap from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a danged good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."</p><p> <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jack.diamond, post: 363226, member: 4708"] A little old country lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse crap onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse crap from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder." The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a danged good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning." :D [/QUOTE]
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