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<blockquote data-quote="warpaint" data-source="post: 150085" data-attributes="member: 2793"><p>A good friend sent me this, cleaned it up a little for this post.</p><p></p><p></p><p> A city cop was sitting on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on a shiny new bike rode by.</p><p></p><p> "Did Santa bring you that bike?"he asked.</p><p> " Yes he did." the girl replied.</p><p> As the cop wrote out a ticket, he said " Next time tell Santa to put a reflector on the back."</p><p></p><p> "Did Santa bring you that horse?" The little girl asked.</p><p> "Why yes he did." He replied.</p><p> "Next year tell him the Butt goes in the back, not on top of the horse."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="warpaint, post: 150085, member: 2793"] A good friend sent me this, cleaned it up a little for this post. A city cop was sitting on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on a shiny new bike rode by. "Did Santa bring you that bike?"he asked. " Yes he did." the girl replied. As the cop wrote out a ticket, he said " Next time tell Santa to put a reflector on the back." "Did Santa bring you that horse?" The little girl asked. "Why yes he did." He replied. "Next year tell him the Butt goes in the back, not on top of the horse." [/QUOTE]
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