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<blockquote data-quote="MillIronQH" data-source="post: 377534" data-attributes="member: 4658"><p>Subject: Church Squirrels</p><p>> </p><p>> There were Five country churches in a small TEXAS</p><p>> town:</p><p>> The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the</p><p>> Methodist Church and the</p><p>> Catholic Church and the Jewish Synagogue. Each</p><p>> church was overrun with pesky</p><p>> squirrels.</p><p>> </p><p>> One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting</p><p>> to decide what to do</p><p>> about the squirrels. After much prayer and</p><p>> consideration, they determined</p><p>> that the squirrels were predestined to be there and</p><p>> they shouldn't interfere</p><p>> with God's divine will.</p><p>> </p><p>> In the Baptist Church, the squirrels had taken up</p><p>> habitation in the</p><p>> baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a</p><p>> cover on the baptistery</p><p>> and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped</p><p>> somehow and there were</p><p>> twice as many the next week.</p><p>> </p><p>> The Methodist Church got together and decided that</p><p>> they were not in a</p><p>> position to harm any of God's creation. So, they</p><p>> humanely trapped the</p><p>> squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of</p><p>> town. Three days later,</p><p>> the squirrels were back.</p><p>> </p><p>> But -- The Catholic Church came up with the best</p><p>> and most effective</p><p>> solution. They baptized the squirrels and</p><p>> registered them as members of</p><p>> the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and</p><p>> Easter.</p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> Not much was heard about the Jewish Synagogue, but</p><p>> they took one squirrel</p><p>> and had a short service with him called circumcision</p><p>> and they haven't seen a</p><p>> squirrel on the property since.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MillIronQH, post: 377534, member: 4658"] Subject: Church Squirrels > > There were Five country churches in a small TEXAS > town: > The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the > Methodist Church and the > Catholic Church and the Jewish Synagogue. Each > church was overrun with pesky > squirrels. > > One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting > to decide what to do > about the squirrels. After much prayer and > consideration, they determined > that the squirrels were predestined to be there and > they shouldn't interfere > with God's divine will. > > In the Baptist Church, the squirrels had taken up > habitation in the > baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a > cover on the baptistery > and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped > somehow and there were > twice as many the next week. > > The Methodist Church got together and decided that > they were not in a > position to harm any of God's creation. So, they > humanely trapped the > squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of > town. Three days later, > the squirrels were back. > > But -- The Catholic Church came up with the best > and most effective > solution. They baptized the squirrels and > registered them as members of > the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and > Easter. > > > Not much was heard about the Jewish Synagogue, but > they took one squirrel > and had a short service with him called circumcision > and they haven't seen a > squirrel on the property since. [/QUOTE]
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