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<blockquote data-quote="jack.diamond" data-source="post: 290705" data-attributes="member: 4708"><p>These might help to lighten up the week ahead. Enjoy</p><p></p><p>JD</p><p></p><p></p><p>Christian One Liners </p><p></p><p>*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</p><p></p><p>Don't let your worries get the</p><p>Best of you; remember, Moses started</p><p>Out as a basket case.</p><p></p><p>*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</p><p></p><p>Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited</p><p>Until you try to sit in their pews.</p><p></p><p>*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</p><p></p><p>Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.</p><p></p><p>*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</p><p></p><p>It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.</p><p></p><p>*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</p><p></p><p>The good Lord didn't create anything</p><p>Without a purpose, but GNATS come close.</p><p></p><p>*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</p><p></p><p>When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.</p><p></p><p>*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</p><p></p><p>People are funny; they want the</p><p>Front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.</p><p></p><p>*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</p><p></p><p>Opportunity may knock once, but temptation</p><p>Bangs on your front door forever.</p><p></p><p>*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</p><p></p><p>Quit griping about your</p><p>Church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.</p><p></p><p>*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</p><p></p><p>If the church wants a</p><p>Better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.</p><p></p><p>*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</p><p></p><p>God Himself does not propose</p><p>To judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?</p><p></p><p>*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>Some minds are like concrete</p><p>Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.</p><p></p><p>*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</p><p></p><p>Peace starts with a smile.</p><p></p><p>*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</p><p></p><p>I don't know why some people</p><p>Change churches; what difference does</p><p>It make which one you stay home from?!</p><p></p><p>*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</p><p></p><p>A lot of church members who</p><p>Are singing "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on the premises.</p><p></p><p>*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</p><p></p><p>We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.</p><p></p><p>*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</p><p></p><p>Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.</p><p></p><p>*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</p><p></p><p>Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.</p><p></p><p>*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</p><p></p><p>Don't put a question mark where God put a period.</p><p></p><p>*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</p><p></p><p></p><p>Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.</p><p></p><p>*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</p><p></p><p>Forbidden fruits create many jams.</p><p></p><p>*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</p><p></p><p>God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.</p><p></p><p>*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</p><p></p><p></p><p>God grades on the cross, not the curve.</p><p></p><p>*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</p><p></p><p></p><p>God loves everyone, but probably prefers</p><p>"fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"</p><p></p><p>*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</p><p></p><p></p><p>God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.</p><p></p><p>*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</p><p></p><p>He who angers you, controls you!</p><p></p><p>*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</p><p></p><p></p><p>If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!</p><p></p><p>*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</p><p></p><p></p><p>Prayer: </p><p></p><p>Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!</p><p></p><p>*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</p><p></p><p></p><p>The task ahead of us is never as</p><p>Great as the Power behind us.</p><p></p><p>*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</p><p></p><p></p><p>The Will of God never takes you to</p><p>Where the Grace of God will not protect you.</p><p></p><p>*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</p><p></p><p>We don't change the message, the message changes us.</p><p></p><p></p><p>*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</p><p></p><p></p><p> You can tell how big a person</p><p>Is by what it takes to..........discourage him.</p><p></p><p>*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</p><p></p><p></p><p>The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: </p><p>1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given.</p><p></p><p>*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jack.diamond, post: 290705, member: 4708"] These might help to lighten up the week ahead. Enjoy JD Christian One Liners *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Don't let your worries get the Best of you; remember, Moses started Out as a basket case. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited Until you try to sit in their pews. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* The good Lord didn't create anything Without a purpose, but GNATS come close. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* People are funny; they want the Front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Opportunity may knock once, but temptation Bangs on your front door forever. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Quit griping about your Church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* If the church wants a Better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* God Himself does not propose To judge a man until he is dead. So why should you? *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Some minds are like concrete Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Peace starts with a smile. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* I don't know why some people Change churches; what difference does It make which one you stay home from?! *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* A lot of church members who Are singing "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on the premises. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Don't put a question mark where God put a period. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Forbidden fruits create many jams. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* God grades on the cross, not the curve. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!" *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* He who angers you, controls you! *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats! *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty! *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* The task ahead of us is never as Great as the Power behind us. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* The Will of God never takes you to Where the Grace of God will not protect you. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* We don't change the message, the message changes us. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* You can tell how big a person Is by what it takes to..........discourage him. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* [/QUOTE]
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