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<blockquote data-quote="Nowland Farms" data-source="post: 426046" data-attributes="member: 2797"><p>Q: Name the four seasons. </p><p>A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.</p><p></p><p>Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. </p><p>A:Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.</p><p></p><p>Q: How is dew formed? </p><p>A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.</p><p></p><p>Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this !) </p><p>A: Keep it in the cow.</p><p></p><p>Q: What are steroids? </p><p>A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.</p><p></p><p>Q: What happens to your body as you age? </p><p>A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.</p><p></p><p>Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? </p><p>A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.</p><p></p><p>Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes </p><p>A: Premature death.</p><p></p><p>Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g, abdomen.) </p><p>A:The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels,A,E,I,O and U.</p><p></p><p>Q: What is the fibula? </p><p>A: A small lie.</p><p></p><p>Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one...) </p><p>A: Nearby.</p><p></p><p>Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section" </p><p>A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome</p><p></p><p>Q: What does the word "benign" mean?' </p><p>A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Nowland Farms, post: 426046, member: 2797"] Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A:Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this !) A: Keep it in the cow. Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes A: Premature death. Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g, abdomen.) A:The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels,A,E,I,O and U. Q: What is the fibula? A: A small lie. Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one...) A: Nearby. Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section" A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome Q: What does the word "benign" mean?' A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight [/QUOTE]
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