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Changing The Light Bulb
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<blockquote data-quote="TexasBred" data-source="post: 559449" data-attributes="member: 6897"><p>*****How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?</p><p></p><p>*****Woman's Answer: ****One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY?</p><p></p><p>Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! </p><p></p><p>They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.** **And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the **#** &%!** ** *light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!</p><p></p><p>But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would **STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!</p><p>AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!</p><p>BECAUSE NO ONE EVER **PICKS UP OR** **CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!</p><p></p><p>IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED **FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!** **IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! **AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES </p><p>**THE **TOILET PAPER ROLL **!!** ** * *<strong>I'm sorry. What was the question?*</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TexasBred, post: 559449, member: 6897"] *****How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb? *****Woman's Answer: ****One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.** **And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the **#** &%!** ** *light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would **STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER **PICKS UP OR** **CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED **FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!** **IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! **AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES **THE **TOILET PAPER ROLL **!!** ** * *[b]I'm sorry. What was the question?*[/b] [/QUOTE]
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