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<blockquote data-quote="Cattle Rack Rancher" data-source="post: 51042" data-attributes="member: 245"><p>Here's one I wrote last summer:</p><p></p><p><u>Devil Cow</u></p><p></p><p>Sit back in that chair there son,</p><p>And let me tell you about the cow we call the devil one.</p><p>She's part Limousin and part Charolais,</p><p>And a little bit of Brahma, I might say.</p><p>She's got legs like a deer and horns like a moose,</p><p>And you've really got to watch her when she cuts loose.</p><p>When dad bought her at the auction back in '99,</p><p>She was a good looking heifer, young and fine.</p><p>Now she's six feet tall, long and lean,</p><p>And gives a new definition to the word of mean.</p><p>She's the worst for getting behind your back,</p><p>And trying to launch a sneak attack.</p><p>She has no idea or concept of fence,</p><p>So putting her in just makes no sense.</p><p>And God forbid you should tag her calf,</p><p>Because she'll do her best to break you in half.</p><p>And as far as calves go, I think she's to blame,</p><p>Because every one has a temper that is just the same.</p><p>In the fall when we ship our culls and steers,</p><p>She seems to know and disappears.</p><p>But right after that truck is gone,</p><p>You'll see her standing up on the lawn.</p><p>I don't know what a poor boy is to do,</p><p>So I guess I'll have to shoot her with my .222.</p><p></p><p>Copyright 2004</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Cattle Rack Rancher, post: 51042, member: 245"] Here's one I wrote last summer: [u]Devil Cow[/u] Sit back in that chair there son, And let me tell you about the cow we call the devil one. She's part Limousin and part Charolais, And a little bit of Brahma, I might say. She's got legs like a deer and horns like a moose, And you've really got to watch her when she cuts loose. When dad bought her at the auction back in '99, She was a good looking heifer, young and fine. Now she's six feet tall, long and lean, And gives a new definition to the word of mean. She's the worst for getting behind your back, And trying to launch a sneak attack. She has no idea or concept of fence, So putting her in just makes no sense. And God forbid you should tag her calf, Because she'll do her best to break you in half. And as far as calves go, I think she's to blame, Because every one has a temper that is just the same. In the fall when we ship our culls and steers, She seems to know and disappears. But right after that truck is gone, You'll see her standing up on the lawn. I don't know what a poor boy is to do, So I guess I'll have to shoot her with my .222. Copyright 2004 [/QUOTE]
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