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<blockquote data-quote="Central Fl Cracker" data-source="post: 195105" data-attributes="member: 1921"><p>Caustic :lol: </p><p></p><p>I am 51 and every once and awhile I see a young babe while we are out somewhere and make the comment that could be my next wife. Her answer " Who would want a pot bellied old man that <u>will be broke</u> after the divorce settlement" <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite3" alt=":(" title="Frown :(" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":(" /> I also cut her a deal on the new house we are starting to build, that for every dollar she spends on window drapes I can spend the same amount on my cattle. She also said she ain't eaten Bezzie the cow so I told her no problem when they get big enough we are just shipping them to a petting zoo were they will be much happier. :lol:</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Central Fl Cracker, post: 195105, member: 1921"] Caustic :lol: I am 51 and every once and awhile I see a young babe while we are out somewhere and make the comment that could be my next wife. Her answer " Who would want a pot bellied old man that [u]will be broke[/u] after the divorce settlement" :( I also cut her a deal on the new house we are starting to build, that for every dollar she spends on window drapes I can spend the same amount on my cattle. She also said she ain't eaten Bezzie the cow so I told her no problem when they get big enough we are just shipping them to a petting zoo were they will be much happier. :lol: [/QUOTE]
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