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<blockquote data-quote="SPRINGER FARMS MURRAY GRE" data-source="post: 98477" data-attributes="member: 95"><p>An attractive young woman was waiting at a crowded city bus stop. She was decked out in a rather tight skirt with matching boots and jacket. </p><p></p><p>As the bus rolled up, and it became her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was too tight to allow her to make the first step on the bus. </p><p></p><p>So, slightly embarrassed, she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to get her leg up to the first step. Again she tried but the skirt was still too tight. </p><p></p><p>Even more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more. For a second time she at- tempted the step, and once again just couldn't get her foot that high. </p><p></p><p>It was just as she was reaching behind her a third time that this big Texan right behind her picked her up from the waist and placed her lightly on the step. </p><p></p><p>Well, she was not happy to be man-handled and turned on the would-be hero, "You have no right to touch me, mister! I don't even know you!" </p><p></p><p>At this the Texan drawled: "Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my pants three times, I kind a figured that we was friends."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="SPRINGER FARMS MURRAY GRE, post: 98477, member: 95"] An attractive young woman was waiting at a crowded city bus stop. She was decked out in a rather tight skirt with matching boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up, and it became her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was too tight to allow her to make the first step on the bus. So, slightly embarrassed, she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to get her leg up to the first step. Again she tried but the skirt was still too tight. Even more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more. For a second time she at- tempted the step, and once again just couldn't get her foot that high. It was just as she was reaching behind her a third time that this big Texan right behind her picked her up from the waist and placed her lightly on the step. Well, she was not happy to be man-handled and turned on the would-be hero, "You have no right to touch me, mister! I don't even know you!" At this the Texan drawled: "Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my pants three times, I kind a figured that we was friends." [/QUOTE]
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