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Boy, he stepped in it!
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<blockquote data-quote="Tommy Ruyle" data-source="post: 129216" data-attributes="member: 1448"><p>A guy got on a plane, and finding himself seated next to a cute blonde, immediately turned to her and made his move. "You know," he began, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."</p><p></p><p>The blonde, who had just opened her book, closed it and looked at him warily. "What would you like to discuss?"</p><p></p><p>"Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about...............nuclear power?"</p><p></p><p>"OK," the blonde agreed. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff-----grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"</p><p></p><p>The man was dumbfounded. Finally he replied, "To be honest, I haven't the slightest idea."</p><p></p><p>"So tell me," said the blonde. "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power with me, when you don't know ****!?" <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite10" alt=":oops:" title="Oops! :oops:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":oops:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Tommy Ruyle, post: 129216, member: 1448"] A guy got on a plane, and finding himself seated next to a cute blonde, immediately turned to her and made his move. "You know," he began, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." The blonde, who had just opened her book, closed it and looked at him warily. "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about...............nuclear power?" "OK," the blonde agreed. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff-----grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?" The man was dumbfounded. Finally he replied, "To be honest, I haven't the slightest idea." "So tell me," said the blonde. "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power with me, when you don't know ****!?" :oops: [/QUOTE]
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