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<blockquote data-quote="jfont" data-source="post: 507444" data-attributes="member: 140"><p>Boudreaux and his attorney went to the auditors office, and the auditor asked Boudreaux how he could have such an extrvagant lifestyle without a reported income ?</p><p>Boudreaux said he was a great gambler and that he could give a demonstration.</p><p>The auditor agreed.</p><p>He said I'll bet you a thousand dollars I can bite my own eye.</p><p>The auditor said he would take the bet.</p><p>Boudreaux took out his glass eye and bit it.</p><p>The auditor's jaw dropped, he just lost a thousand dollars.</p><p>Boudreaux said I'll bet you two thousand I can bite my other eye.</p><p>Knowing Boudreaux wasn't blind, the auditor took the bet.</p><p>Boudreaux took out his false teeth and bit his other eye.</p><p>The auditor couldn't take it, he was down three thousand dollars.</p><p>Boudreaux said I'll give you a chance to make your money back. Double or nothing I can stand on the other side of your desk, pee over it and into your trashcan on the other side without getting a drop on top of the desk.</p><p>The auditor, being cautious, looked at the desk and the angle over and deemed it impossible.</p><p>Ok, I'll take the bet.</p><p>Boudreaux stood on the other side of the desk, strained, and started peeing. It didn't make it in the trashcan, instead it went all over the papers and pictures, and phone ontop the desk.</p><p>The auditor jumpped for joy, I WON, I WON !!!</p><p>Boudreaux's attorney threw his papers down and said dam.</p><p>The auditor asked, what's wrong?</p><p>Boudreaux's attorney said Boudreaux bet him that morning that he would come in here and pee all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it !</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jfont, post: 507444, member: 140"] Boudreaux and his attorney went to the auditors office, and the auditor asked Boudreaux how he could have such an extrvagant lifestyle without a reported income ? Boudreaux said he was a great gambler and that he could give a demonstration. The auditor agreed. He said I'll bet you a thousand dollars I can bite my own eye. The auditor said he would take the bet. Boudreaux took out his glass eye and bit it. The auditor's jaw dropped, he just lost a thousand dollars. Boudreaux said I'll bet you two thousand I can bite my other eye. Knowing Boudreaux wasn't blind, the auditor took the bet. Boudreaux took out his false teeth and bit his other eye. The auditor couldn't take it, he was down three thousand dollars. Boudreaux said I'll give you a chance to make your money back. Double or nothing I can stand on the other side of your desk, pee over it and into your trashcan on the other side without getting a drop on top of the desk. The auditor, being cautious, looked at the desk and the angle over and deemed it impossible. Ok, I'll take the bet. Boudreaux stood on the other side of the desk, strained, and started peeing. It didn't make it in the trashcan, instead it went all over the papers and pictures, and phone ontop the desk. The auditor jumpped for joy, I WON, I WON !!! Boudreaux's attorney threw his papers down and said dam. The auditor asked, what's wrong? Boudreaux's attorney said Boudreaux bet him that morning that he would come in here and pee all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it ! [/QUOTE]
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